Pronounced Narcissism
: D Imagine if it had been pepperoni
- *doorbell rings and there is a pizza guy outside the door*
- Mum: Oh hey...can I help you?
- Guy: Yeah...pizza for Dion?
- Mum: Nope not here sorry.
- Guy: Ah must have been number 20, sorry.
- *walks off*
- Mum to me: He was cute, you should have answered the door.
- Me: Mum, I'm wearing a massive blueberry farm jumper, ugg boots and haven't showered.
- Mum: He was still cute...and he had a pizza.
- Me *yelling out the door*: I HEAR YOU'RE KINDA CUTE, DON'T WORRY I'M FUCKING SEXY TOO
- Mum: Yeah, you wanted that pizza kinda badly hey...
Watched Mean Creek last night and was pleasantly surprised that it wasn’t the sort of horror/thriller flick I expected. Beautifully shot (not that I can find any decent screencaps of it all ugh I watched it on DVD), touching, disturbing, starring a baby Rory Caulkin (just a teeny bit like his brother, no?!) and really quite lovely on the whole. Made me long for a trip down the river in the USA actually.







