Pronounced Narcissism: Archive

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Can I meet you again?

Dear President Obama, I want to tell you hi. Do you work with Santa Claus? Can I meet you in your house? Can I say bye to you after I meet you? And then can I meet you again? And then again after that? Sergio Magana, age 5 San Francisco (via 100 letters to the president)

Jan 29th

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You should dodge countries...

Dear Barack Obama, Congrats on becoming the president of the United States and slaughtering John McCain. I think that, unlike W., you should dodge other countries and not shoes. You should not be so quick to go to war and negotiate with terrorists. I like what you said about bringing the troops home from Iraq. If you like my letter, know that it’s from D’andre “the King”...

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Watch

I think this officially goes down as the best music video I have ever seen.

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Pole-dancing...

So I just had my first pole dancing lesson. I will become a sexy slut even if it takes me carpet burnt knees, sore arms and a loss of love for my heels. And damn I have SO much respect for those girls in strip joints. Seriously, it’s a lot fucking more difficult than it looks. Overall I’m so glad I went, took a lot of guts for me to go there on my own in melt-worthy weather, but I am...

Jan 26th

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Nicknaked

malik: 
 pretend i have most of my contacts nicknaked
malik: 
 oh right
Me: 
 hahaha
malik: 
 nick named***

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Six Point Prediction

Putting it out there my prediction was so right. 1. Staff card discount. 2. Homewares. 3. Roman. 1 + 2 + 3 = SIX FUCKING POINTS FOR MY GUESS donkeydonkeyfruitbox: I have roman on the mind, don’t hate me Lauren. I love that in the homewares department of myer he goes up to the middle aged /old prueish ladies and asks from the cream bulbilisers and they are all. yeah no we don’t have them. ...

Jan 22nd

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#849 The Fetal Position

Girl, you used to fit in a shoebox. Back when you were all-nude, all-the-time, you were crunched up real fine in your mom’s tum. Yes, your head was bowed down, your back was bent forward, your legs were pulled to your chest, and everything was in order. The fetal position is the medical term used to describe your Totally Comfy Pre-Born Position. You’re all curled up into a comfy little ball in...

Jan 22nd

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